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Sick and Tired of Cold Calling or Wasting Time and Money on "Ineffective Marketing Programs?" ... Then I Urge You to Listen Up...

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Jim Palmer, The Newsletter Guru
From: Jim Palmer, The Newsletter Guru
No Hassle Newsletters

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Dear Friend,

If you're selling a product or service, you MUST be in regular and frequent contact with your current customers, clients, and prospects. This is known as "Building Your Fence." Your fence is designed to keep your clients and customers "IN" and the poachers "OUT"!

In the book, No B.S. Direct Marketing, author and marketing genius Dan Kennedy says.

"My single biggest recommendation is the use of a monthly customer newsletter. Nothing, and I mean nothing, maintains your fence better."

If you're a typical business owner, you've probably invested a great deal of time and money growing your business. Knowing that it costs significantly more to attract new customers than it does to keep current ones, I have a question for you: "Why has it been months (or longer) since your customers have heard from you?" Simply put, not being in frequent contact with your customers is killing your business!

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No matter what business you're in, your current customers hold the best prospects for future growth.

Dollar for dollar, newsletters are the most effective marketing tool available. Newsletters are not perceived in the same manner as a postcard, a flyer, or other forms of marketing, and they have higher readership. Plus, customers who read your newsletter are usually in a good position to do business with you again and recommend your product or service to others!

Here’s why a “friendly” customer newsletter works so well:

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  • Your customers look forward to it.
  • It's a publication filled with great useful information.
  • It’s fun and interesting; people appreciate receiving it.
  • It features inspiring and factual "Good News" that makes customers feel more optimistic about the economy and better about themselves.
  • It's light reading ... a lot of items and pictures ... a proven format.
  • It’s not just another sales solicitation.

With our No Hassle Newsletter program, we do the work and you get more business. I can't make it simpler! You literally fill in a few blanks and your personalized and customized newsletter is ready to go!

Why Our "No Hassle - Done For You" Newsletters Work So Well for So Many!

  • Newsletters help build relationships.
  • Newsletters increase brand-name awareness and customer loyalty.
  • Newsletters are an effective way to introduce new products or services to existing customers.
  • Customers who read your newsletter are usually in a good position to recommend your product or service to others.
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GKIC IBA
Southern Maryland

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Newsletter Guru

Who I Am and Why
You Should Believe
What I Say


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Jim Palmer, the
"Newsletter Guru"

Glazer-Kennedy approved newsletter creator

I have over 25 years' experience in marketing and communications and have created hundreds of newsletters for happy clients in many industries. Several years ago, one of my clients was so over-the-top happy with his customer newsletter that he called me "the newsletter guru"! Over the years I have learned many secrets of what makes a great newsletter. I'm about to share three secrets with you!

Newsletter Guru Secret #1: It's not about you!
The purpose of your newsletter is not to tell your customers how great you are - it is to build top-of-mind awareness. That means when your past customers and clients are ready to do business again, or refer a friend or colleague, your name will be the first thing they think of.

Newsletter Guru Secret #2: Tell Them What Else ...
I can't tell you how many clients tell me their customers say, "I didn't know you also sold _________" or "I didn't know you also serviced ______." I could give many more examples but I think you get the idea. How many times in your business has a previous customer, someone whom you've had a long relationship with, said something similar to you ... after they bought what you sell from someone else?

Newsletter Guru Secret #3: Tell Them What's New!
As business owners, we are always developing new products and services. Newsletters are a highly effective way to introduce new products and services to customers who already trust you - a huge sales advantage!

 

But Creating a Newsletter Is the Hard Part...

Now, with No Hassle Newsletters, you can have the same great quality, the same great content, and the same great service that my corporate clients enjoy, at a fraction of the cost!! However, if you would be more comfortable working with me one on one, creating a totally custom newsletter, I invite you to visit www.dynamiccommunication.net.

If you've read this far, you probably already decided that you need a customer newsletter, but if you're like most people, you think they're too hard to write, too hard to design, and too expensive to send out regularly. That's No Problem Anymore!


With No Hassle Newsletters, I Do the Work, You Get More Business - It's That Easy!
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WARNING: What Happens If You Don't Build and Maintain Your Fence?

Let me be clear about this. If you're not in frequent contact with your customers, clients, and prospects, and by that I mean monthly contact, chances are very high that they will forget about you! According to mail-order statistics, customers lose 10% of their value each month you do not keep in contact with them.

So that means if you haven't done anything to keep in touch with prospects and customers, they'll forget all about you in less than a year. If that doesn't shake you to your core, nothing will. Let me offer an example that I use all the time with Realtors and mortgage brokers. A few years ago I refinanced my home and was actually blown away with the level and quality of service that I received. I was so thrilled that I immediately referred this company to a few friends. But as the weeks and months went past, I honestly forgot their name! To this day, I remember the great experience but cannot recall the name of the company. This happens every day to thousands of companies. Don't let this happen to your business.

 

What Our Clients Say!

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easy newsletter
"No Hassle Newsletters has made one of our most important jobs, frequent communication with our members, incredibly easy."

Gene Veno
Executive Vice President
Pennsylvania Chiropractic Association

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"Your Chapter newsletter is so easy and simple for my staff to create and the content is very appropriate for my herd."

Chris Hurn
Glazer-Kennedy Inner Circle
Chapter Director
Orlando, FL

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"Jim, thank you for making staying in touch with my local Glazer-Kennedy herd SO EASY!"

Mike Capuzzi
GKIC IBA
Philadelphia, PA

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"Every time we mail our mortgage newsletter, The Home Connection, we get at least one new client by way of referral!"

Ken Pitts
Owner
Sunset Mortgage Company

"Your No Hassle Newsletter program cannot be any easier for someone to have a quality newsletter for their clients with very little effort on their part."

Mike Gibson
GKIC IBA
St. Louis, MO

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"Professional, experienced, helpful and effective.
Jim Palmer (the newsletter guru) was instrumental in bringing our organization’s newsletter several levels higher, and he was a real pleasure to work with."

Kimberly A. Hall
Vice President of Operations
Chester County Chamber of Business and Industry

"Jim (the Newsletter Guru) has produced our newsletter for more than two years, and we are still delighted by the response it receives."

Rebecca A. Monroe
Marketing Manager
Professional Services

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"After one meeting, Jim understood what we were looking for and created a great-looking newsletter that really enhanced the image of our company."

John Cipollone
President
John Cipollone and Associates

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"I thought that I could put out my own newsletter, but I was wrong. Going to Jim and his team has made all the difference."

Franck J. Gerard
Founder & CEO
ABC Consulting Group International, LLC

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If you've read this far, you obviously have an interest in producing a newsletter and generating more repeat and referral business. Well the time to act is now!

Get started and I will waive the $199 initial setup fee. That's right, I will waive the $199 initial setup fee. How long will this generous offer last? Not long! You could visit this site tomorrow and it could be gone! It all depends on how fast the printer is running and what kind of mood I'm in. Right now I am feeling very generous, so don't delay any longer!

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If at any time you don’t believe that our No Hassle Newsletters are helping you build your business, just send us a note and we’ll delete your username from the site and mail you a "no hard feelings" gift certificate good for dinner for two! It’s simple, strong, and ironclad. If you’re not happy, you walk away with a full belly!

Okay, you’ve made it to the end of this letter and I thank you for reading. Now let’s drive this train home. If you want more repeat and referral business, get started and mail your first issue. Don’t hesitate, do it now, you will not be disappointed!

To Your Success and Growth,

Jim Palmer

Jim Palmer
The Newsletter Guru

P.S. I have just added, for a limited time, a SUPER SPECIAL BONUS OFFER worth at least $485!!

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Yes, Jim, I am ready to dramaticcally increase my profits with a No Hassle Newsletter!

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Step 2. Click "Order Now" and go to the online ordering template.

Step 3. Fill in your information, attach your mailing list, and we'll do the rest!


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  IN TOUCH - The perfect newsletter for ANY BUSINESS seeking more repeat and referral business!

Small Arrow The perfect "Good News" monthly newsletter
Small Arrow Available in 2- and 4-page for both B2B (business to business) and B2C (business to consumer)
Small Arrow Customize this newsletter with your contact information, monthly message, company logo, and your picture!
Small Arrow In addition, the 4-page newsletter has space for customer testimonials and an "about your company" information area
  • 8.5" x 11" 2-page newsletter: only $0.99 each!!
  • 11" x 17" 4-page newsletter:only $1.77 each!!

Price includes: all design, customizing, printing, addressing, sorting, and mailing. We even pay the POSTAGE!!

 

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Choose the PLATINUM LEVEL UPGRADE and have the newsletter guru personally create a custom newsletter exclusively for your company! Minimum print quantity is 250 pieces per month.

  • 8.5" x 11" 2-page B/W newsletter: only $1.17 each!
  • 11" x 17" 4-page B/W newsletter: only $1.97 each!

Price includes: customization, printing, addressing, sorting, and mailing. We even pay the POSTAGE!!
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Platinum Upgrade Design Options:

  1. Create custom name and masthead for an existing No Hassle Newsletter (such as In Touch): $695 one-time fee.

  2. Design and create a completely custom newsletter to your exact specifications: $995 one-time fee.

Click the links below to see a few examples of Platinum Level Upgrades:

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ROI on customer newsletters
"Investment of $5000 generates $40,000 in revenue..."

Debbie Phillips and Rob Berkley
www.visionday.com
Martha’s Vineyard, MA

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Debbie and Rob

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  YOUR HOME ADDRESS- The perfect newsletter for busy Realtors who want more clients!

Small Arrow 8.5" x 11" - 2-page full-color newsletter
Small Arrow The perfect "Good News" monthly newsletter
Small Arrow Customize this newsletter with your contact information, monthly message, company logo, and your picture!
  • 8.5" x 11" 2-page full-color newsletter: only $1.14 each!!

Price includes: all design, customizing, printing, addressing, sorting, and mailing. We even pay the POSTAGE!!
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newsletter for chiropractors

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  Healthy Body Healthy Living - An awesome newsletter for chiropractors seeking new patients!

Small Arrow 8.5" x 11" - 2-page full-color newsletter
Small Arrow The perfect "Good News" monthly newsletter to send to your patients and prospects
Small Arrow Customize this newsletter with your contact information, monthly message, company logo, and your picture!
  • 8.5" x 11" 2-page full-color newsletter: only $1.14 each!!

Price includes: all design, customizing, printing, addressing, sorting, and mailing. We even pay the POSTAGE!!
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residential business newsletters

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  GOOD HOUSECLEANING - An outstanding newsletter for residential home cleaners seeking more repeat and referral business!

Small Arrow The perfect "Good News" monthly newsletter to send to your customers and prospects.
Small Arrow Customize 2-page newsletter with your contact information, monthly message, picture or logo, and monthly special offer
  • 8.5" x 11" 2-page newsletter: only $0.99 each!!

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mortgage broker newsletters

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  The Home Connection - A great way for mortgage brokers to generate more referral business!

Small Arrow 8.5" x 11" - 2-page full-color newsletter
Small Arrow The perfect "Good News" monthly newsletter to send to your customers and prospects
Small Arrow Customize this newsletter with your contact information, monthly message, company logo, and your picture!
  • 8.5" x 11" 2-page full-color newsletter: only $1.14 each!!

Price includes: all design, customizing, printing, addressing, sorting, and mailing. We even pay the POSTAGE!!
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Glazer Kennedy Inner Circle Newsletter

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  No Hassle Newsletters is proud to be the only GKIC approved vendor for both local chapter newsletters and B2B newsletters.

My done-for-you IBA newsletter service makes it quick and easy to communicate with your herd - with four No Hassle options to fit your needs.

GOLD PLUS: In addition to your personal monthly message, contact information, and chapter meeting information, with this four-page newsletter your herd will also enjoy the monthly success case study, half-page GKIC message, and your local chapter bulletin board. Price includes printing, mailing services, and postage: $1.87* each – minimum7 5 pieces.

PLATINUM: This is a completely DONE-FOR-YOU newsletter with nothing to customize! It even includes a custom front-page Director’s Message. This “Cadillac” option will not only make you look good, it’s a great time-saver! Your local chapter information, personal message, contact information, etc., will be included on a one color 8.5” x 11” insert that you supply (as a PDF) at the time of order. Your newsletter and insert will be mailed first class in a 6”x9” envelope that you customize with your contact information and teaser copy! Price includes printing (newsletter, colored insert, and envelope), stuffing, mailing services, and first-class postage: $2.97* each - minimum 100 pieces.

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See how easy it is to create a No Hassle Custom Newsletter
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No Hassle Custom Newsletter

 

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"Thanks to your No Hassle Newsletter system, creating a great monthly newsletter now takes me less than 1 hour per month."

Robert E. Estupinian
Glazer-Kennedy Inner Circle
Chapter Director
San Jose, CA

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"In only 37 minutes I was able to submit, proof and create a production-ready newsletter that I am proud to send my members."

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GKIC IBA
Martha’s Vineyard, MA

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"Your accessibility and prompt and helpful responses are also great in this 'low touch, high tech' world."

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GKIC/IBA
Northern Chicago, IL

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"My chapter members look forward to every issue and the No Hassle system has made my life so much easier!"

Jeanie Budge
Independent Business Advisor
Layton, Utah

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newsletter for chiropractors

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  Eric Paul's No Hassle Newsletters for Magicians

Small Arrow 8.5" x 11" - 2-page newsletter
Small Arrow Finally, a client newsletter – designed exclusively for magicians –that is written, printed AND mailed for you!!!
Small Arrow Customize this newsletter with your contact information, personal monthly message, customer testimonials, and your picture!
Small Arrow Three different newsletter designs for each client base – corporate, school, and family!
  • 8.5" x 11" 2-page newsletter:
    only $1.24 each!!

Price includes: all design, custom "magic" article, printing, addressing, sorting, and mailing. We even pay the POSTAGE!!
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  Jim Gillespie's No Hassle Newsletters for Commercial Real Estate Brokers

Small Arrow 11" x 17 " - 4 - page newsletter
Small Arrow Finally, a client newsletter – designed exclusively for commercial real estate brokers – that is written, printed AND mailed for you!!!
Small Arrow With the SILVER version, you can customize this newsletter with your contact information, personal monthly message, customer testimonials, and your picture!
Small Arrow The GOLD deluxe “custom header” option lets you design and use your own name and header!
  • 11" x 17 " 4-page newsletter:
    only $1.97 each SILVER or
    $2.17 each GOLD!!

Price includes: all design, custom real estate article, printing, addressing, sorting, and mailing. We even pay the POSTAGE!!
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We're currently working on the following specialty newsletters. Please send us an e-mail if you'd like to be notified when they are ready for ordering.

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dentist newsletter

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attorney newsletter

Auto-Repair

mechanic newsletter

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HVAC newsletter

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accounting newsletter

Insurance

insurance newsletter

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Cleaners

carpet cleaning company newsletter

Doctor

physician newslstter

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Handyman

handyman customer newsletter
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