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From: Jim Palmer, The Newsletter Guru
No Hassle Newsletters
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Dear Friend,
If you're selling a product or service, you MUST be in regular and frequent contact with your current customers, clients, and prospects. This is known as "Building Your Fence." Your fence is designed to keep your clients and customers "IN" and the poachers "OUT"!
In the book, No B.S. Direct Marketing, author and marketing genius Dan Kennedy says.
"My single biggest recommendation is the use of a monthly customer newsletter. Nothing, and I mean nothing, maintains your fence better."
If you're a typical business owner, you've probably invested a great deal of time and money growing your business. Knowing that it costs significantly more to attract new customers than it does to keep current ones, I have a question for you: "Why has it been months (or longer) since your customers have heard from you?" Simply put, not being in frequent contact with your customers is killing your business!
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Dollar for dollar, newsletters are the most effective marketing tool available. Newsletters are not perceived in the same manner as a postcard, a flyer, or other forms of marketing, and they have higher readership. Plus, customers who read your newsletter are usually in a good position to do business with you again and recommend your product or service to others!
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- Your customers look forward to it.
- It's a publication filled with great useful information.
- It’s fun and interesting; people appreciate receiving it.
- It features inspiring and factual "Good News" that makes customers feel more optimistic about the economy and better about themselves.
- It's light reading ... a lot of items and pictures ... a proven format.
- It’s not just another sales solicitation.
With our No Hassle Newsletter program, we do the work and you get more business. I can't make it simpler! You literally fill in a few blanks and your personalized and customized newsletter is ready to go!
Why Our "No Hassle - Done For You" Newsletters Work So Well for So Many!
- Newsletters help build relationships.
- Newsletters increase brand-name awareness and customer loyalty.
- Newsletters are an effective way to introduce new products or services to existing customers.
- Customers who read your newsletter are usually in a good position to recommend your product or service to others.
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"Thanks again for your easy-to-use newsletter service. Obviously my clients appreciate hearing from me each month!"
Austin Meadows
President
Security Cubed, Inc.
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Jim, I wanted to tell you that my No Hassle Newsletter is making my phone ring – my clients call thanking me for the newsletter! I also get e-mails like this one, “Austin, I keep forgetting to tell you - I like your newsletter. That is a nice touch for your clients - makes them feel special and appreciated.” Thanks again for your easy-to-use newsletter service. Obviously my clients appreciate hearing from me each month!
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"My staff is able to produce a professional newsletter that would make Dan Kennedy proud..."
Lloyd Irvin, Jr.
GKIC IBA
Southern Maryland
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The online system to produce and order the Chapter News is quick and easy. My staff is able to produce a professional newsletter that would make Dan Kennedy proud, in a matter of minutes.
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"Thank you for making this such an easy and profitable experience."
Timothy Off
President
Timothy Off Heating and
Air Conditioning
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Jim, I wanted to thank you for our new company newsletter, we are very pleased with the results! We’re receiving many positive comments from our customers and more importantly, we have already sold some new humidifier systems – not bad for having just mailed our first issue! Thank you for making this such an easy and profitable experience.
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Who I Am and Why
You Should Believe
What I Say
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Jim Palmer, the
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I have over 25 years' experience in marketing and communications and have created hundreds of newsletters for happy clients in many industries. Several years ago, one of my clients was so over-the-top happy with his customer newsletter that he called me "the newsletter guru"! Over the years I have learned many secrets of what makes a great newsletter. I'm about to share three secrets with you!
Newsletter Guru Secret #1: It's not about you! The purpose of your newsletter is not to tell your customers how great you are - it is to build top-of-mind awareness. That means when your past customers and clients are ready to do business again, or refer a friend or colleague, your name will be the first thing they think of.
Newsletter Guru Secret #2: Tell Them What Else ... I can't tell you how many clients tell me their customers say, "I didn't know you also sold _________" or "I didn't know you also serviced ______." I could give many more examples but I think you get the idea. How many times in your business has a previous customer, someone whom you've had a long relationship with, said something similar to you ... after they bought what you sell from someone else?
Newsletter Guru Secret #3: Tell Them What's New! As business owners, we are always developing new products and services. Newsletters are a highly effective way to introduce new products and services to customers who already trust you - a huge sales advantage!
But Creating a Newsletter Is the Hard Part...
Now, with No Hassle Newsletters, you can have the same great quality, the same great content, and the same great service that my corporate clients enjoy, at a fraction of the cost!! However, if you would be more comfortable working with me one on one, creating a totally custom newsletter, I invite you to visit www.dynamiccommunication.net.
If you've read this far, you probably already decided that you need a customer newsletter, but if you're like most people, you think they're too hard to write, too hard to design, and too expensive to send out regularly. That's No Problem Anymore!
With No Hassle Newsletters, I Do the Work, You Get More Business - It's That Easy!
WARNING: What Happens If You Don't Build and Maintain Your Fence?
Let me be clear about this. If you're not in frequent contact with your customers, clients, and prospects, and by that I mean monthly contact, chances are very high that they will forget about you! According to mail-order statistics, customers lose 10% of their value each month you do not keep in contact with them.
So that means if you haven't done anything to keep in touch with prospects and customers, they'll forget all about you in less than a year. If that doesn't shake you to your core, nothing will. Let me offer an example that I use all the time with Realtors and mortgage brokers. A few years ago I refinanced my home and was actually blown away with the level and quality of service that I received. I was so thrilled that I immediately referred this company to a few friends. But as the weeks and months went past, I honestly forgot their name! To this day, I remember the great experience but cannot recall the name of the company. This happens every day to thousands of companies. Don't let this happen to your business.
What Our Clients Say!
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"No Hassle Newsletters has made one of our most important jobs, frequent communication with our members, incredibly easy."
Gene Veno
Executive Vice President
Pennsylvania Chiropractic Association
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As a state association, we needed to communicate with our 3000 members on a timely basis and we selected Jim Palmer, the Newsletter Guru, to handle all our communication needs. Through his Gold Level Upgrade program, Jim has custom designed our monthly newsletter, FYI, and our members rave about how professional it is. The amazing part of Jim’s No Hassle Newsletter program is that it now only takes us about 15 minutes to create our monthly newsletter and the Jim prints and mails it for us. No Hassle Newsletters has made one of our most important jobs, frequent communication with our members, incredibly easy. I congratulate Jim on developing such a great product and service.
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"Your Chapter newsletter is so easy and simple for my staff to create and the content is very appropriate for my herd."
Chris Hurn
Glazer-Kennedy Inner Circle
Chapter Director
Orlando, FL
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Jim - thanks for making my IBA life easier! Your Chapter newsletter is so easy and simple for my staff to create and the content is very appropriate for my herd. I know my members appreciate the monthly, personalized touch and being able to feature a "star member" each month is great. Keep up the good work!
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"Jim, thank you for making staying in touch with my local Glazer-Kennedy herd SO EASY!"
Mike Capuzzi
GKIC IBA
Philadelphia, PA
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Jim, thank you for making staying in touch with my local Glazer-Kennedy herd SO EASY! The newsletter is a great marketing tool. As you know, I include a Kennedy-style promotion as an insert in each edition and over the past four months, this has resulted in 21 guests attending my Chapter meetings, 9 upgrades to the Marketing to the Affluent newsletter, and 4 sign-ups for my second Mastermind group. Not a bad return on investment.
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"Every time we mail our mortgage newsletter, The Home Connection, we get at least one new client by way of referral!"
Ken Pitts
Owner
Sunset Mortgage Company
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"Your No Hassle Newsletter program cannot be any easier for someone to have a quality newsletter for their clients with very little effort on their part."
Mike Gibson
GKIC IBA
St. Louis, MO
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Jim, I am getting high accolades on the chapter newsletter No Hassle Newsletters does for my GKIC members. I am signing up for your affiliate program and presenting your "NO Hassle Newsletters" program to my GKIC members at our next meeting and I am also going to share this program to the 90 other agents in my real estate office! Your No Hassle Newsletter program cannot be any easier for someone to have a quality newsletter for their clients with very little effort on their part. Great job!!
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"Professional, experienced, helpful and effective.
Jim Palmer (the newsletter guru) was instrumental in bringing our organization’s newsletter several levels higher, and he was a real pleasure to work with."
Kimberly A. Hall
Vice President of Operations
Chester County Chamber of Business and Industry
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"Jim (the Newsletter Guru) has produced our newsletter for more than two years, and we are still delighted by the response it receives."
Rebecca A. Monroe
Marketing Manager
Professional Services
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Jim (the Newsletter Guru) has produced our newsletter for more than two years, and we are still delighted by the response it receives. Our President/CEO and VP of Sales/Marketing believe that the newsletter is one of our best marketing tools.
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"After one meeting, Jim understood what we were looking for and created a great-looking newsletter that really enhanced the image of our company."
John Cipollone
President
John Cipollone and Associates
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Jim is a newsletter guru! We tried for two years to launch a newsletter and had no success. After one meeting, Jim understood what we were looking for and created a great-looking newsletter that really enhanced the image of our company. The response has been terrific, from both clients and prospects.
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"I thought that I could put out my own newsletter, but I was wrong. Going to Jim and his team has made all the difference."
Franck J. Gerard
Founder & CEO
ABC Consulting Group International, LLC
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Our newsletter has not only added credibility and professionalism to our company, it also has added tremendous momentum to our sales and marketing efforts. I thought that I could put out my own newsletter, but I was wrong. Going to Jim and his team has made all the difference.
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Don't Procrastinate Any Longer - Act Now and Save $199!
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If you've read this far, you obviously have an interest in producing a newsletter and generating more repeat and referral business. Well the time to act is now!
Get started and I will waive the $199 initial setup fee. That's right, I will waive the $199 initial setup fee. How long will this generous offer last? Not long! You could visit this site tomorrow and it could be gone! It all depends on how fast the printer is running and what kind of mood I'm in. Right now I am feeling very generous, so don't delay any longer!
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If at any time you don’t believe that our No Hassle Newsletters are helping you build your business, just send us a note and we’ll delete your username from the site and mail you a "no hard feelings" gift certificate good for dinner for two! It’s simple, strong, and ironclad. If you’re not happy, you walk away with a full belly!
Okay, you’ve made it to the end of this letter and I thank you for reading. Now let’s drive this train home. If you want more repeat and referral business, get started and mail your first issue. Don’t hesitate, do it now, you will not be disappointed!
To Your Success and Growth,

Jim Palmer
The Newsletter Guru
P.S. I have just added, for a limited time, a SUPER SPECIAL BONUS OFFER worth at least $485!!
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Yes, Jim, I am ready to dramaticcally increase my profits with a No Hassle Newsletter!
Step 1. Choose the newsletter design that works best for you.
Step 2. Click "Order Now" and go to the online ordering template.
Step 3. Fill in your information, attach your mailing list, and we'll do the rest!
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Get a “Custom Designed”
No Hassle Newsletter
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Choose the PLATINUM LEVEL UPGRADE and have the newsletter guru personally create a custom newsletter exclusively for your company! Minimum print quantity is 250 pieces per month.
- 8.5" x 11" 2-page B/W newsletter: only $1.17 each!
- 11" x 17" 4-page B/W newsletter: only $1.97 each!
Price includes: customization, printing, addressing, sorting, and mailing. We even pay the POSTAGE!!
Platinum Upgrade Design Options:
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Design and create a completely custom newsletter to your exact specifications: $1495 one-time fee.
Click the links below to see a few examples of Platinum Level Upgrades:
Salon | Residential Cleaner | Coaching Program
Security Company | State Association | Weight Loss Center
Yes Jim, I want an upgraded newsletter exclusively
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"Investment of $5000 generates $40,000 in revenue..."
Debbie Phillips and Rob Berkley
www.visionday.com
Martha’s Vineyard, MA
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Already feeling stretched to the max, we had no clue whether putting effort into a monthly newsletter would be doable or even ultimately worthwhile.
Now, after seven months and approximately a $5,000 investment in printing, envelopes and postage, we attribute at least $40,000 in more business thanks to our Vision Day Newsletter!
With the No Hassle Newsletter system we are now able to produce two monthly newsletters!
Thank you, Jim Palmer, for making the process a piece of cake and for all your guidance, talent and support. You have always been there to make it easy and right.
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The perfect "Good News" monthly newsletter to send to your customers and prospects. |
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Customize 2-page newsletter with your contact information, monthly message, picture or logo, and monthly special offer |
- 8.5" x 11" 2-page newsletter: only $0.99 each!!
Price includes: all design, customizing, printing, addressing, sorting, and mailing. We even pay the POSTAGE!!
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My done-for-you IBA newsletter service makes it quick and easy to communicate with your herd - with four No Hassle options to fit your needs.
GOLD PLUS: In addition to your personal monthly message, contact information, and chapter meeting information, with this four-page newsletter your herd will also enjoy the monthly success case study, half-page GKIC message, and your local chapter bulletin board. Price includes printing, mailing services, and postage: $1.87* each – minimum7 5 pieces.
PLATINUM: This is a completely DONE-FOR-YOU newsletter with nothing to customize! It even includes a custom front-page Director’s Message. This “Cadillac” option will not only make you look good, it’s a great time-saver! Your local chapter information, personal message, contact information, etc., will be included on a one color 8.5” x 11” insert that you supply (as a PDF) at the time of order. Your newsletter and insert will be mailed first class in a 6”x9” envelope that you customize with your contact information and teaser copy! Price includes printing (newsletter, colored insert, and envelope), stuffing, mailing services, and first-class postage: $2.97* each - minimum 100 pieces.
* Click to Download Canadian Price Options
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See how easy it is to create a No Hassle Custom Newsletter
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"Thanks to your No Hassle Newsletter system, creating a great monthly newsletter now takes me less than 1 hour per month."
Robert E. Estupinian
Glazer-Kennedy Inner Circle
Chapter Director
San Jose, CA
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Jim, thank you for helping me to practice what I preach! As everyone knows, monthly newsletters are an essential part of growing and maintaining a business, but they can take a lot of time! Thanks to your No Hassle Newsletter system, creating a great monthly newsletter now takes me less than 1 hour per month. My chapter members look forward to every issue and the newsletter also makes a great prospecting tool. Thanks again for bring this system to market, it is truly no hassle!
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"In only 37 minutes I was able to submit, proof and create a production-ready newsletter that I am proud to send my members."
Rob Berkley
GKIC IBA
Martha’s Vineyard, MA
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If time is money, then Jim, you just helped me make a bundle. I finished uploading my monthly newsletter to your system and I can’t help but marvel at how easy it was. Your system has turned the hair-ripping, mind-numbing process of creating a professional newsletter into a piece of cake. In only 37 minutes I was able to submit, proof and create a production-ready newsletter that I am proud to send my members. Now that electronic newsletters have lost their luster, any business owner who wants an easy way to maintain client contact and build better relationships would be well-advised to take a look at your newsletter system. And, one last thing, Jim I wanted to thank you for providing such fantastic support and encouragement. When I need you, I know you are in the background ready to jump in and help with details or strategy. Jim thanks again, it’s really great to have a pro like you on my side.
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"Your accessibility and prompt and helpful responses are also great in this 'low touch, high tech' world."
Mark Russell
GKIC/IBA
Northern Chicago, IL
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Jim, I just ordered my newsletters and it couldn’t have been easier! I love your No Hassle business model. I plan to look into using your No Hassle Newsletter service for another business of mine and I am also going to inform everyone in my local chapter about you and your great service. Your accessibility and prompt and helpful responses are also great in this 'low touch, high tech' world.
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"My chapter members look forward to every issue and the No Hassle system has made my life so much easier!"
Jeanie Budge
Independent Business Advisor
Layton, Utah
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Jim, thank you for this amazing online newsletter system. I tried it a few months ago and I am so glad that I did – now I’m hooked! My chapter members look forward to every issue and the No Hassle system has made my life so much easier! Thanks again.
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8.5" x 11" - 2-page newsletter |
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Finally, a client newsletter – designed exclusively for magicians –that is written, printed AND mailed for you!!! |
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Customize this newsletter with your contact information, personal monthly message, customer testimonials, and your picture! |
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Three different newsletter designs for each client base – corporate, school, and family! |
- 8.5" x 11" 2-page newsletter:
only $1.24 each!!
Price includes: all design, custom "magic" article, printing, addressing, sorting, and mailing. We even pay the POSTAGE!!
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11" x 17 " - 4 - page newsletter |
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Finally, a client newsletter – designed exclusively for commercial real estate brokers – that is written, printed AND mailed for you!!! |
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With the SILVER version, you can customize this newsletter with your contact information, personal monthly message, customer testimonials, and your picture! |
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The GOLD deluxe “custom header” option lets you design and use your own name and header! |
- 11" x 17 " 4-page newsletter:
only $1.97 each SILVER or
$2.17 each GOLD!!
Price includes: all design, custom real estate article, printing, addressing, sorting, and mailing. We even pay the POSTAGE!!
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If you'd like to see a sample printed newsletter, please complete the information below and let me know which sample design you are interested in. Required fields are highlighted in red.
We're currently working on the following specialty newsletters. Please send us an e-mail if you'd like to be notified when they are ready for ordering.
Dentist
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Auto-Repair
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HVAC
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Accountant
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Insurance
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Carpet
Cleaners
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Doctor
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Home
Handyman
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